Fucking machine review

I’ve always had this huge fantasy for being tied down and worked over relentlessly by machines – there’s an amazing video doing the rounds on tumblr showing a guy restrained in some metal stocks with a fucking machine, milker and magic wand going at him – mind blowing is an understatement for me.

I’d done a little research and many of the fucking machines on the market come from the US and with shipping and customs, it made the price astronomical. Blackstore sell some amazing bits of kit (which are the ones featured in the tumblr video I think) but again are pretty expensive. Kinkytheo on twitter had bought a fucking machine from a UK outfit* and the price was fairly reasonable, so I took the plunge.

If I’m honest I was expecting a cheap, flimsy piece of crap and I’m really pleasantly surprised. It’s well constructed, sturdy and even comes with a set of spanners (not that you need them) and is pretty quiet in use. The penetration length is easily adjusted along with RPM to give you mild to hole-wrecking. The only little niggle is it’s not very high for sling use but this is easily rectified with a box or some new aluminium keeclamp legs.

Anyway, on to the video! The dildo on the fucking rod is actually a silicone cast of me, so my victim is actually getting fucked by me from both ends. Awesome :)

Venus milking machine

A visitor came over to show me their venus milking machine – seemed only fair I took it for a test drive. Worked rather effectively, perhaps the next playroom purchase…

Gizmo bonus video

A little bonus piss video for you :)

A rubbery weekend with Gizmo

We had the pleasure of Gizmo staying for the weekend. Despite a little food-and-wine-induced-panic we had lots of fun, including a little public excursion for lunch in a Steelheart metal chastity device and collar :)

Gizmo also has a lovely write-up from the sub’s perspective, go have a read (with some extra pics!) http://www.pupgizmo.co.uk/2013/05/20/visit-to-pup-loki-18052013/#

On to the pics!

Steelworxx Review

It’s taken a couple of months to get, but my Steelworxx Steelheart has arrived and had a weekend’s test run. My review in TL;DR format:

  • I plumped for a few of the optional extras which inflated the price a little: a chose the steel “comfort” ring, an anatomical ring and the integrated lock. I think the comfort ring is an essential option but the others will be an anatomical and aesthetic choice.
  • I’ve always struggled with “trapped ball” devices as my balls are quite large and tend to pinch, so I chose the anatomical back ring in an attempt to alleviate some of those issues. It works pretty well, but if you don’t have the same pinchy problems as I do, you can probably get away without.
  • Because everything is custom made, I’d asked before buying if I would be able to swap the ring if I got the size wrong and was told I could. It turned out I had gotten the wrong size and it turned into a massive pain to get changed. Not only did I have to send the whole thing back (a new size can’t be just sent out, things have to be made especially to fit) but they wanted extra money for it to boot. After a great deal of back-and-forth, compounded by language issues, I felt I had no choice and bought a new ring.
  • My sizing advice: you probably need to be very happy in a CB6000 or similar and really dial in the ring sizing especially. Tube diameters and lengths you can easily work out with a tape measure but leave a little comfort room.
  • Cleaning will be a bit of an issue as stale piss tends to get trapped easily.
  • But onto the good: now the sizing is sorted the fit and comfort is the best I’ve ever experienced with these kinds of chastity device (CBs, Birdlocked etc.).
  • Comfort is definitely helped when wearing a jock (oh dear…).
  • It does look pretty amazing especially combined with rubber.

Ultimately I don’t think I’m ever going to find a chastity device suitable for long-term use and nor does my owner necessarily want to lock me up forever. However, the Steelworxx is perfect for shorter-term and session chastity for me and I (think I) look forward to wearing it more. Eeek.

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New Mr S Purchases

I ‘needed’ a new hood for visiting subs as I have a fairly small head and most of my hoods are made to measure so often don’t fit and I was also after something that wouldn’t necessarily freak out the first-timer (unlike my Studio GUM hood…) so I figured the Mr S neoprene cocksucker hood* would the bill nicely.

It seemed a shame not to get something for myself at the same time so I got a square peg ballistic dildo* – the first nubbin is just a little bigger than my tail* and needs a little working up to but you can then bounce up and down and stretch from there over the second, larger one. Feels great!

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Metal and rubber

Some pics from today; was so spent afterwards I curled up on the floor in an endorphin-induced haze :)

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Flying

The first suspension in the new playroom, and Daddy’s first full rope suspension too :)

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Subtracted

Had a little fun with subtracted this afternoon – first sessions are all about ‘investigating’ what makes each other tick, but I think we all enjoyed ourselves :) Here’s to more in the future.

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A blast of Berlin

Berlin is one of my most favourite cities, and not just for the filth! After yesterday’s post I thought I’d write-up some good places for the visiting kinkster from my experiences – just doing this has given me the wonderlust again :)

Shopping

Night
Play
Eat
  • Frtiz & Co – the best currywurst in Berlin – 5 Wittenbergplatz
  • Monsieur Vuong – really popular Vietnamese – http://www.monsieurvuong.de/

 

Want to share your favourite places? Leave them in the comments!

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