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Fucking machine review

I’ve always had this huge fantasy for being tied down and worked over relentlessly by machines – there’s an amazing video doing the rounds on tumblr showing a guy restrained in some metal stocks with a fucking machine, milker and magic wand going at him – mind blowing is an understatement for me.

I’d done a little research and many of the fucking machines on the market come from the US and with shipping and customs, it made the price astronomical. Blackstore sell some amazing bits of kit (which are the ones featured in the tumblr video I think) but again are pretty expensive. Kinkytheo on twitter had bought a fucking machine from a UK outfit* and the price was fairly reasonable, so I took the plunge.

If I’m honest I was expecting a cheap, flimsy piece of crap and I’m really pleasantly surprised. It’s well constructed, sturdy and even comes with a set of spanners (not that you need them) and is pretty quiet in use. The penetration length is easily adjusted along with RPM to give you mild to hole-wrecking. The only little niggle is it’s not very high for sling use but this is easily rectified with a box or some new aluminium keeclamp legs.

Anyway, on to the video! The dildo on the fucking rod is actually a silicone cast of me, so my victim is actually getting fucked by me from both ends. Awesome :)